Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells All the Way 

Richard Hunkler, PhD.
Water Polo Planet
12/15/11

Dashing through the dough
With a BOD bonus pay
O’er the dollars he goes
Laughing all the way
Bells on cash registers ring
Making his salary out of site
What fun for him to laugh and sing
Cigars all around for Chris tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what a large salary for one
And for US players there is none
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what a large salary for one
And for US players there is none

A day or two ago
Chris took a ride
And soon US players
Were seated by his side
No loans for these lean times
US players do with what you got
But Chris has more than dimes
A salary of $330,000 is a lot

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what a large salary for one
And for US players there is none
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what a large salary for one
And for US players there is none, done

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what a large salary for one
And for US players there is none
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what a large salary for one
And for US players there is none