The game you watched was not the game you expected!

The rules don’t appear to be the same at both ends of the swimming pool?

A person watching the two teams swimming up and down the pool and thinking “If I wanted to watch all this swimming then I would have gone to a swimming meet”.

Only time players’ drive any more is after a game when they are teeing off on the different holes in a round of golf.

A contra foul at each end to even things up. (Is that really the job of the referee?)

Referees awarding a jillion ejections especially in critical games!

Having to watch a jillion 6 on 5 plays. (If you had all the power plays in the world you wouldn’t want to see them in one sitting?)

Watching two sumo wrestlers wrestle at 2 meters. (The only thing missing are the fancy hairdos and two large diapers.)

A defense consisting of an excellent goalie and six large players who know how to hold?

Too many darn whistles. (Only thing that has more whistles than a water polo game is a model train.)
