All I Want for Christmas Is ... 

Richard Hunkler, PhD.
Water Polo Planet
12/15/10

Everybody stops
and stares at USAWP
The B - O - D’s teeth are
gone as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is a B - O - D with teeth,
a B - O - D with teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have a B - O - D with teeth,
then the USAWP could have a very
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since we could say,
"The CEO isn’t sitting on his - whistle!"

Gosh oh gee, how happy we'd be,
if he could blow money out his whistle

All I want for Christmas
is a B - O - D with teeth,
a B - O - D with teeth,,
see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only
have a B - O - D with teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"